SCOTSTOUN GLASGOW G14

THE FLAKY, DRIED-OUT WINE PAINTWORK HERE PUTS ONE IN MIND OF A FABULOUS DIVA WHO'S SMOKED A FEW TOO MANY FAGS IN HER TIME.

SCOTSTOUN GLASGOW G14

THE MEAN, SCOWLING PROPORTIONS OF THE CASEMENT WINDOWS, THE SUPERFLUOUS DOUBLE-LAYERED RAILINGS, THE CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE OF SOFTENING GREENERY AND THE CASTING ASIDE OF THE HALF-TIMBERED FRIPPERIES ON THE GABLE END ALL MARK THIS ONE OUT AS A NO-MESSING HARDMAN. JUST AFTER I TOOK THIS THE VENETIAN BLINDS WERE PRISED APART BY TWO DISMEMBERED FINGERS AND I WAS TOTALLY CLOCKED. EXPECTING A VISIT FROM THE BOYS ANY TIME NOW.

SCOTSTOUN GLASGOW G14

IT'S TOTALLY NICE THAT THESE HOUSES CAN BE NEIGHBOURS IN GLASGOW BUT IT'S PROBABLY WISE HAVING THE INOFFENSIVE BLACK AND WHITE ONE IN THE MIDDLE TO BREAK THINGS UP IF ANYTHING KICKS OFF.

SCOTSTOUN GLASGOW G14

GREY AND YELLOW IS SO FRESH, SO CLEAN AND TOGETHER WITH THIS HOUSE'S INAPPROPRIATE 1960S PICTURE WINDOW I'M GETTING TRIP TO A SEASIDE CARAVAN WEARING NICE UTILITARIAN THINGS FROM ALBAM VIBES. DELICIOUS.